Let’s Talk About Midsommar
Double Spoiler Alert: In this review of Midsommar conspiracy theories, I also spoil the ending of The Witch.
Continue reading Let’s Talk About Midsommar
Double Spoiler Alert: In this review of Midsommar conspiracy theories, I also spoil the ending of The Witch.
Continue reading Let’s Talk About Midsommar
I’m hoping 2020 is similar to 2019, except with more money, more ghosts, and more Liberace. Ideally, in 2020, I will appear in newspapers and magazines as myself. And not because I committed any crimes. Continue reading 2019: My Year in Review
Chris Watts is genuinely, conventionally handsome, and he’s got the shirtless prison beefcake photos to prove it. So yes, women are attracted to him. Maybe you’re one of them. Continue reading Are You Sending Love Letters to Chris Watts?
There are plenty of incarcerated predators who use correspondence to get women to do favors for them, financial and otherwise. They understand that many of the women who write to them are driven by loneliness, and they’re ready to exploit it. Continue reading This Is How He Gets You
Anyone can marry a serial killer, even you if you follow these steps. Continue reading How to Have a Killer Wedding